wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

Wheat

Wheat is a purely perfect substance, used to make bread. It is as addictive as heroin, and one cannot live without wheat. Wheat is grown in farms, as well as in Minecraft. Pure awesomeness.

"Oh my gawd, WHEAT! It's amazing!"

by wheatmaster69 June 20, 2019

WhatsApp

WhatsApp Messenger is a freeware, cross-platform messaging and Voice over IP service owned by Facebook, Inc. It allows users to send text messages and voice messages, make voice and video calls, and share images, documents, user locations, and other media.

I use WhatsApp

by PepeDaCoffinFrog October 20, 2020

Wheat Penny

Bleached pubes on a tan or a spray tan.

My wheat penny is really coming along. May be a 1943 by next week.

by Leafler May 20, 2021

whatsapp drip

WHATSAPP 😂😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂🥵🥵🥵

guy1: ª
guy2: WHATSAPP DRIP ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

by Verdeancho June 2, 2021

Whatsapp Uncle

A person who spreads news or gives opinions without qualification, certification, or proper education. Normally seen on Whatsapp spreading fake news, and not quoting proper sources. They normally think of themself to always be right when they are usually wrong.

A Whatsapp Uncle is a graduate of Whatsapp University.

Khalid: "Did you see this Hadith about the Prophet Uncle Yasir sent me?"
Omair: "Always verify what Uncle Yasir says, he is a Whatsapp Uncle!"
Khalid: " You are right, first he told me Corona Virus was fake, now he is telling me the vaccination is fake. He is such a Whatsapp Uncle."

by Wiseguy0909 July 23, 2021

whats brown and sticky

it is a stick

guy 1: whats brown and sticky
guy 2: idk
guy 1: its a stick you dumbass

by doubleabat January 18, 2022