ass whooping

1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.

1. That little kid was misbehaving so badly at Wal-Mart, that his fat ass momma gave him a good ol' fashioned ass whooping.

2. The bartender couldn't take anymore of that drunk ass douchebag's shit-talking, so he took him outside and gave him an ass whooping.

by JimmyBaby March 8, 2006

whoopee chute

Vagina. Term that expresses the functionality and pleasure associated with the vagina. Especially when used ironically in situations which prohibit deriving pleasure from the vagina, such as disease states. Originally coined by a prominent colorectal surgeon who believes that "good Catholics" should not use the word "vagina."

"So Ma'am, you have poop coming out the whoopee chute?" Used in reference to a colovaginal fistula.

by bm#2 January 1, 2010

Whoopsababy

A child that was not planned for.

Daddy why don't you love Kyle as much as Lyndsey?

Because he was a whoopsababy.

by The collectiveish August 7, 2010

Whoopalike

A person strongly resembling Whoopi Goldberg.

Bro #1 "Hey, wasn't that the one woman from Ghost, you know, the one that's on the View?"

Bro #2 "Nope, just a Whoopalike."

Bro #3 "What are you doing watching the View?"

by Sicine September 30, 2011

Whoop Game Weak

when a fellow human gets the item snatched out from there grasp. This means their Whoop game is considered "Weak".

Damn bro, your whoop game weak!

by uraasmesn September 23, 2019

Whooping cough

A disease that is currently plaguing La Salle College High School. Those in charge do not believe that it currently is an issue, but with over 80 students out, the students beg to differ.

Teacher: where is everyone?
Class: they out with whooping cough cause a tool fucked up

by Yeetmymeatdaddy December 17, 2019

whooperup

Victorian slang for a person who is absolutely terrible at singing. This is mostly directed towards a lot of tone-deaf people.

"Get that whooperup belting Celine Dion off the stage! It's our turn to sing 'No Diggity.'"

by Quick-Thicc March 10, 2021