Japenese Welsch 

When you pull the scrotum over the penis and flick it repeatedly until it gets numb and blue, and then tea bag your partner repeatedly until they lose consciousness.

I Japenese Welsched that bitch so hard she got brain hemorrhages.

Japenese Welsch by SMLIFLE March 27, 2008

welcome in

The most nonsensical way to greet someone into your place of business

Wells Fargo Employee: "Welcome in!"
Customer: "smh..."

welcome in by lambgangsampson July 7, 2017

welcome to paradise

an awesome green day song about frontman billie joe armstrong's experiences living in a community for musicians (which was an old warehouse in the hood in oakland, ca); this song is true punk in nature

Pay attention to the crack streets and the broken homes,
Some call it slums,
Some call it nice,
I wanna take you through a wasteland I like to call my home
Welcome to paradise!

welcome to paradise by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

wechat aunties 

bunch of middle aged women that mass send out articles and long ass messages to every friend and relative they can possibly find about the latest cancer-inducing food, wide-spreading pandemic, or warning them that if their kid uses snapchat, they might secretly be a drug dealer, over the apps like wechat or whatsapp.

Sibling: Yo, mom just told me to throw out my switch cause some wechat aunty send her an article about the switch causing cancer!
Me: Wechat aunties are ruining our lives.

wechat aunties by chiruri March 7, 2020

Welsh Spesian 

Here is a step by step guide of the Welsh Spesian.
1. The male finds a Welsh woman in her 40s
2. Invites her round his gaff
3. Makes sure she brings a remote control body length strap on
4. Attach a camera to the end of it
5. The male then gets pegged by the woman with the strap on while watching the journey on his iPad mini
6. When the dildo reaches the males mouth he is then forced to put his tongue back and lick all of the acid, shit and broken down food off of the end of the strap on
7. The woman then finished herself off with the dildo

Last night I did the Welsh Spesian to a right saucy milf. Had to put a Lidl bag over her head because her face was knacks.

Welsh Spesian by BigCockOlli August 20, 2021

welcoming potato 

A "Welcoming Potato™" is when you add a potato emoji (🥔) as a reaction to a user's first, introductory, post in a Discord chat server.

It is customary to hand out Welcoming Potatoes to new users and is generally considered a sign of a kind and welcoming community. Some may also use the amount of potatoes given per new user as a metric for activity, or how welcoming a community is.

Q: What's up with all the potatoes in #introductions
A: Those are Welcoming Potatoes™, they are customary on Discord.

X: You should join this Discord server, tons of starch
Y: Nice!

welcoming potato by BrendlefitchCrundlescratch September 16, 2018

Welcome to the cum zone 

Only cum inside anime girls, Quivering clit, double jointed pussy
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum.

Person one: " Welcome to the cum zone "

Person two: " Only cum inside anime girls "

Welcome to the cum zone by Blixy_Nick November 30, 2020