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eeny-weenis-japenis

A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.
1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.
by BlaznFattyz May 13, 2005
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weenie hut junior

The most amazing place to visit in the land of Spongebob Motha Fucking Squarepants
"Hey Patrick, do you wanna go to Weenie Hut Junior?"
by Tuba Dude i guess December 27, 2015
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Weenie roast

The act of one or more people positioning themselves under a flaccid/cold penis and breathing on it without touching it until it becomes erect/warm.
Me: im a little cold down there. You ladies should give me a weenie roast
Ladies: (heavy breathing)
Me: awe yeah that feels good
by SOAD4.0 January 9, 2016
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beanies and weenies

the combination of canned beans (maple) and cut up hot dog wieners.
Julien ate a big bowl of beanies and weenies.
by otter totter August 22, 2011
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Beanie Weenie

A sexual position that consists of a male sticking his erect penis between his legs, then he and his partner get on all fours and have sex in the double doggy style position, butt to butt. Easily the hottest and most pleasuranle sexual position God ever created.
After a night of Snappa and heavy drinking, we heard zoo noises coming from the bedroom upstairs. Upon opening the door, I find Deano and his girl naked on all fours raming their asses into each other. After some deep investigation, we realized they were just beating cakes beanie weenie style.
by Your Boy GSpot April 5, 2009
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weenie turd

a bad name to call someone, to be used when in mixed company.

technically it's a small piece of poop that lodges in the urethra during anal sex.
stop being such a weenie turd and leave me alone!
by Gryfin March 24, 2004
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weenie sprinkles

Louse of the genitals a.k.a. pubic lice
Allie: Do you have weenie sprinkles?

Josh: Hell no! Do you really think im that nasty?!?
by jsesTM December 29, 2009
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