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Idiot, stupid, making improper public statements
In response to the presidential candidate's comments that the Olympics preparation were "disconcerting", the Daily Telegraph slammed Romney as "devoid of charm, offensive and a wazzock." (July 27, 2012)
Wazzock by mix777 July 27, 2012
A slang greeting. It is "What's up" shortened. A greeting to ask someone how they're feeling or what they're doing.
"Yo. Wazzup, homie?"

"Nothin' much, my man."

what's up
Wazzup by chickennug4evr August 28, 2013

fuzzy-wuzzy 

A children's rhyme in the nature of a tongue twister.
Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?
fuzzy-wuzzy by JNJ April 23, 2005
A douchebag way to say what's up. Will often be followed by an awkward silence.
Joe: Hey Jeff, WAZZAP MAAAAAN!!???

Jeff: ...What the fuck was that?

Joe: *looks down at feet* I was just...you know man...

Jeff: Whatever man. I'll get the whipped cream.
wazzap by Sue Doe Nymm June 5, 2009
(noun) A slang term for Washington State University and its athletic programs. ESPN commonly refers to Wazzou or WSU instead of saying Washing State.
Can you believe Wazzou beat UW today?!
Wazzou by Cold_Casey1991 November 28, 2012
Nobody knows where or when this word originated but several plausible explanations date back to Yorkshire and the 1960's including that it is a corruption of the french "oiseau" meaning "bird" as used in the phrase ouiseau head.

My favourite is that it was used on a local football field when a particularly disenchanted supporter shouted that the referee was a "wazzock" it being a portmanteau word made up from "wanker" and "pillock" - but surely that would be a "wannock" "wallcok" (which doesn't work).

Mike Harding (ex-comedian, now radio 2 presenter)says he used the word as early as 1976 in his surreal story, "Beaky Knucklewart",recorded on his "One Man Show" album and also in "When the Martians Landed in Huddersfield" but Harding says he heard it from others probably in Barnsley in the late 1960's. This pre-dates Tony Capstick by 5 years.
You complete and utter wazzock
wazzock by The Bellman July 22, 2007