walish

The act of washing and polishing a car.

I'm just going to walish the car.

by DeanVRS December 20, 2010

walp

we are lazy people
we may also be flamboyantly gay as well

we enjoy WALPing it.

by king of the walpers November 1, 2007

wallpapering the kitchen

n. Vulgar Slang

1. Colloquial slang for masturbation.

"the mother walked into the room while the young man was wallpapering the kitchen"

by Vutton February 27, 2004

walique

Something totally cool or amazing

Look at that walique shirt.

by MFP Yo November 12, 2007

wallpaper tv

When you have your tv on even though you aren't watching anything.
Usually whatever you're wallpaper tv is requires no attention span and has no plot.
wallpaper tv is..
-Tv guide channel
-Any movie you've seen 2 or more times or is more than 7 years old.
-Whatever comes on after something you where actually watching.
-repeates that get shown 900 times a day (friends, madtv, anything on tvland,ect.)

person 1:"Dude, why are you watching an E True Hollywood Story of the cast of Happy Days?"
person 2(has headphones on, doing something other that watching tv) "Huh? oh, it's wallpaper tv."

by burt reynold's mustache. June 23, 2007

walpo

The short term for how you refer to the mobile parking lot security guards at Walmart.

When you arrive at Walmart you see the "walpo" mobile security guards patrolling the parking lot.

by kharman April 27, 2009

WALIF

Means "well, at least it's friday". Similar in use to TGIF, but used more as a "saving grace" kind of thing.

"The weather is shit, I crashed my car, my kids are sick and I'm broke. WALIF."

by SantaBJ October 26, 2012