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the dirty waddle

A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.
Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.

Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!
by alexvause September 6, 2016
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Waddle

Quickly look up something using DuckDuckGo akin to Googling something.
Salvador Dali made a painting called "Hitler Masturbating", just waddle it if you don't believe me!
by alienozi March 18, 2022
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Anal Twat Waddle

An Anal Twat Waddle is how a female walks right after getting double penetration.
Person 1 - Dam, she is hot! I am going to ask that bitch out!
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.
by What’s up! November 27, 2024
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Cock Waddle

The player Raekor in DDO is enigmatic of a Cock Waddle
by HeyZeus97 October 17, 2025
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waddling meat

When a male cums all of their belly and dick while laying down and don't have anything to whipe.
James: Bro I had waddling meat.

Noah: No way bro! How?
James: I forgot to grab a sock.
by Flakey Niblet July 12, 2017
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waddle waddle

waddle waddle is often used for penguins. But iiiiii say waddle waddle because im stupid
by kydence March 30, 2019
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Polly waddle

To act rude to someone or some group with the intent of making them your bitch.
Because Phil was a cool kid in high school he could successfully avoid the Polly waddling by bullies.

Because phil was a loser he was often Polly waddled by bullies at his school.
by THEREALphillyphil April 30, 2011
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