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cerebral vortex

A total emptiness of mind. A state of extreme derp. Similar to writer's block, but can apply to anything.
1. Someone asked me what my address was yesterday and I just blanked. Total cerebral vortex
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today
by stuffwithben April 22, 2021
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Cortex Vortex

Person 1: What’s a Cortex Vortex?

Person 2: God if I know.
by HereHeisLarry July 12, 2020
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Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
“Let’s dutch vortex tonight

“yes, that would be fire.”
by AlAx January 31, 2021
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eye vortex

An especially attractive part of a man or womans body that is difficult to avert your gaze from.
Man Tasha's tits are such an eye vortex, she's caught me twice staring all ready
by the kupo god November 24, 2010
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Vortex

The vortex. Words can’t describe the experience. You’re either all the way in or you’re not. A whirlwind of consumption and intoxication. It does not discriminate and consumes us all.
Bro we got sucked into the vortex last night. Yeah man I had way too much.
by Degenerates69 January 3, 2021
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home vortex

The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.
“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”
by Mimmi July 30, 2023
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plot vortex

Plot vortex is the phenomenon of playing in a role playing game, resists getting caught up in the plot, but does anyway, because otherwise you’re stuck in the bar, drowning your sorrows in a cuppa, watching dreams of adventure slip from your grasp.
Carolina decided to give up her successful psychologist-to-the-stars practice to tumble into the PLOT VORTEX and oppose the NSA and enable the escape of the schizophrenic hacker, obsessed with following the instructions in their head to build an alien tech robot with artificial intelligence.
by CapUSA33 April 21, 2023
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