Playing the violin

Inserting the middle and ring finger into the vagina and massaging the g spot with rapid vigorous motion to guarantee a nice squirt squirt aka down syndrome of the vagina

I went over to my chicks house and was playing the violin until she squirted all over my face

by Nuttsack916 February 22, 2025

Rusty Violin

Tongue jacking her shit box whilst fingering her clit.

I was giving Becky the old rusty violin when her mom walked in and ruined it.

by Pineapple trombone March 6, 2018

1st violin

These are the most advanced violinists in a orchestra, their ego is giant and most of them are very eco centric

Are you a 1st violin or 2nd violin?
I’m not a bitch, so 2nd violin!

by HottieMc June 5, 2022

violins

In meme culture, social media, chats, messengers etc: a playful synonym for violence.

and suddenly: violins!

by nobswolf January 12, 2025

Violin Nazi

A violin Nazi is a violinist who believes strongly in the philosophy that the violin is the superior instrument, and all others, particularly violas, are less than worthless. These individuals are generally very dismissive of other musicians and their instruments, and seem just a little too eager to make jokes about them (especially viola jokes), in a manner that leaves everyone else wondering whether they are actually joking or not.

Violin Nazism is frequently, but not necessarily, accompanied by an overinflated ego.

Violin Nazis are not the only type of instrument Nazis (there can be cello Nazis, clarinet Nazis, etc), but it tends to be the most common with violinists.

Viola 1: Can you believe it? That violinist just laughed at me for playing one wrong note.

Viola 2: Yeah, if I had a dollar for every time he's said "violas must die," I'd be able to buy a new set of strings!

Viola 1: He really is a violin Nazi, isn't he. Smh.

by A Sharp Major April 3, 2021

dirty violin

A sexual act involving 1 female and anywhere between 4-7 men (most commonly 4) wherein the men stand side-by-side facing forward and the female is on her knees in front of the men performing oral sex on each of the men, randomly alternating and switching between men until all the men have ejaculated.

What a night! Sara played a dirty violin last night with Jake, Tim, Josh, and Fernando and made a mess everywhere.

by smit47150 May 7, 2016

violin

an instrument that you play on if you want to constantly have low self-esteem

I hate playing the violin

by retardbutt October 3, 2022