Viking Wedding

While masturbating in the closet of a fornicating couples room, scream 'VIKING WEDDING' at the top of your lungs while jumping out before the moment of climax to punch the male in the face and insert your ejaculating cock into the woman's vagina before you run out of the house with a fistful of her jewelry.

Man that girl gets me so hot but I'm too broke to date her. I think a Viking Wedding is my only shot.

by raptorcyde July 20, 2017

Vising

To revise content that you've never seen before. Used to describe your approach to revision when you have not attended lectures for a subject, nor read the corresponding notes.

"Hey Dave, what are you up to this weekend?" " I'm still vising for my chemistry exam."

by Potassium Procrastinate November 1, 2017

Vibing cat

A white cat that vibes to some good tunes with closed eyes

-Hey, what’cha doing there?

-I am vibing like a vibing cat

by Смешнявка Обыкновенная April 6, 2021

Vibing around

Have fun; be in the deep trip; smooth operator; easypusher;

I took K and was just vibing around the club.

by monre August 3, 2021

Stealth Viking

When one has the body mass of a Viking and the ability to move silently like a ninja. Makes sneak attacks far more devastating

Kyle: Zach is such a huge guy! How does he move like that?

Mozer: He's a Stealth Viking, dude.

Kyle: Put a bell on him!

by SharkBass028 July 10, 2010

Rave Viking

Rave viking. Some say one of the only men in history able to stand up to the incredible Chuck Norris.

Both have extreme powers, which have never been tested. Some say that if these two mega powers clashed, the world would end.

One day we shall find out..

One day

Rave viking vs Chuck Norris AKA Armageddon

by Dudlite May 2, 2010

Do a viking

To wake up and have sex or masturbate after 2 am, like the vikings did where they slept 4 hours then ate and had sex before sleeping 4 more hours.

1. "I just had a viking last night. "

2. "I had to give myself a viking last night."

3. "Wanna do a viking?"

by Thorunn October 9, 2017