vance

one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of fashion and can easily pop a wheelie. He has the most dangerously adorable smile ever, it's very contagious. Watch out for the laugh that might make you fall head-over-heels for him! Don't confuse him with Lance, they are two completely different people. He won't get upset at you if you do mix them up, because he's a very nice person. Stay close with Vance and don't break his heart. They are sketchy but in way that makes u wanna join.

look at his mysterious eyes he must be a Vance

by bbyaddy February 18, 2021

Vance

He's really cute and has an AMAZING Smile that can instantly make you fall in love with him. His personality matches his sensitiveness, and is really considerate and kind, also a dirty mind, lol. I'm also dating him.

Someone: Whoah! Who's the boy with the cute smile
Me: Back off. That's my boyfriend, Vance

by Palmtop_Tiger! January 27, 2022

jason vance

The sussest man you’ll ever meet. C2

Dude, he keeps kissing dudes, he’s gone full Jason Vance

by The knights Templar May 23, 2022

Vance

Cash found between the cushions of a couch. Especially if it's dirty and gross.

Named after JD Vance, the unpopular VP candidate who the Internet claimed had sex with a couch.

Oh, man I'm so broke I had to go digging for vance just to buy some Ramen.

by JamesSPB July 29, 2024

JD Vance

Couch fucker

That guy is a total JD Vance. I don’t let him near my couch anymore.

by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024

Vance

To have sexual relations with an inanimate object in a very precise, meticulous manner.

Phil don't need no girlfriend. He vances his roomba Friday nights. He only needs a blanket, a couple sandwich bags and a charged up roomba and and he's good for the weekend.

Motherf*cker vanced my vacuum cleaner last weekend and now the floor sweeper's all f*cked up.

by Corvid14 July 25, 2024

Vance

loved by african americans

yall seen vance?

that man loved by them big black men

by yolo1617 December 4, 2023