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vaastu

a guy who is very weird as well as pretending. Sweet but a devil. Loyal to his friends but always the first one to make fun of them. A famous guy who has a lot of friends but is still single.
OHH STAY AWAY THATS VAASTU!!
by ufffffff November 25, 2021
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Valsoia

The man behind the giuggy
Some guy that accuses people of being "dead of hunger"
I am sitting on a pile of dust because you sat on my house
-valsoia
by Synegro January 17, 2022
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Vast Orpheus

In relation to the prophet Orpheus, who’s musical ability was able to sexually persuade others, a Vast Orpheus is someone who is extremely knowledgeable in the musical field. Their work is often considered beautiful and they have a greater understanding of composition than the average musician.
“Hey did you hear that girl singing earlier?”
“Yeah, she’s such a vast Orpheus”
by V.0414 January 24, 2023
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Valit

Like valid, but much more nonchalant. Unless an adverb is added then it’s more hyped!
Jon: I’m tired today.
Jim: you stayed up all night!
Jon: Valit
by derekwm March 10, 2023
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Armenian Valet

When you create a parking space where one doesn't exist; usually with hazard flashers. Most often in the fire lane in front of the door at a store, but could also be at the end of an existing row of parking spaces.
I can't get out of the parking lot; someone did Armenian Valet and I can't get around them to the exit.
by David VonDoom October 3, 2016
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Valet

The action of a female assisting the insertion of a male's penis into her vagina.
What's the point of trying to find an open space to park if you can just valet.
by Jizzy Weep January 19, 2013
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Valtrex

The evil 3-headed king of the Gorlon Nebula, feared by many and known throughout the universe as the primary reason for global warming.
I'm just so scared of King Valtrex!

Man, I hate global warming! Damn you, Valtrex!
by Mikenator January 14, 2008
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