University of Utah

A taxpayer-supported university located in Salt Lake City for people who

A. don't have the grades or the test scores to get into BYU
B. want to major in smoking pot, getting laid, drinking beer, jerking off, or journalism
C. want to study Marxism
D. are non-Mormon or Jack Mormon

Orrin was rejected by BYU so he decided to enroll at the University of Utah where he majored in jerking off and minored in journalism.

by Jose Pendejo September 19, 2003

University of Utah

The University of Utah is a college in Salt Lake City, Utah. It offers the thrilling lifestyle of living in a desolate wasteland surrounded by Mormons, and the academic prestige of a community college. But, hey, at least it's cheap.

Student: Are you going to the party tonight?

Friend: Party? We're in Utah.

Student: Oh yeah, well I guess we can study for class.

Friend: Why bother? A degree from the University of Utah is ignored outside of Utah, but not needed inside Utah where you can easily get a job from one of your four thousand uncles.

by Jeremy Danger November 24, 2009

Herriman, Utah

Town that consists of a grocery store, gas station, Wendy's, and thwe creepy old guy with the shotgun that lives in "them hills o'er there".

Josh: Herriman,Utah is so friggen boring it's not worth living anymore! I'm going to kill myself by jumping into a wheat field or going on "Old Man Butterfield's" property
Stetson : You're a sissy. You won't kill yourself
Josh: I know... People in Herriman, Utah are just like that though

by Josh December 25, 2004

Utah

1) home of the greatest snow on earth, and people who have live here all their lives and STILL can't drive in the "greatest snow". only in Utah will you find it snowing at 40 degrees Fahrenheit, and and raining at 12 degrees Fahrenheit. one of the states with the highest teen-pregnancy rate in america.

2) a really bad joke.

>"hey, lets go to utah."
>>"but i like monogamy and alcohol."

by Morgan Reid January 1, 2012

Utah werewolf

A deer ass taxidermied to look like a wolf with inbreeding. Bought for laughs or given as a gag gift.

I got Dale a Utah werewolf for his birthday, you should have seen his face

by techn1ciaN September 2, 2018

Utah Jazz

A team that you can tell got relocated to Utah. What is jazzy about Utah?

A team name like the Utah Jazz is a lot like a team named the Utah Marlins.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

utan (oo-tan)

A derogatory name for a black person... as in Orang-utan..

Look at that utan (oo-tan) over there

by Uncle Doogs May 18, 2022