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unconditional love

The misguided belief that it is possible to love someone regardless of what they might do or say. This is of course impossible without the accompanying sense resentment, as can be experienced in family life.
I love her unconditionally, however i do also have this awful feeling in the pit of my stomach every time i tell her, ah well, that's unconditional love for you
by fat brewer November 16, 2009
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Unceto8

Person confined to a Wheelchair; A gimp, cripple
That guy is such an unceto8
by Willy Wonka October 26, 2003
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uncel

"Unwitting Celibate", or "Unconscious Celibate": A male victimized into copulatory impotence, or sterility, by his female companion, who uses some form of artificial (usually hormone-based) birth control. An 'uncel' may be prone, in fits of self-aggrandizing braggadocio, to describe as 'incel' anyone who questions postlib Western sexual practices. If bugs could talk, victims of the wiki:sterile insect technique would likely adopt typical uncel behavior.
Mark's started calling himself an 'uncel', because his girlfriend won't stop taking the pill.

Look at that poor uncel, 20 years of non-procreative life chained to that nu-feminist vixen!
by TimeGardener June 16, 2018
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Uncancellable

An adjective which refers to something that cannot be cancelled. In fact, it refers here to someone that can never be cancelled.
Person1: Man, those dumb ass Gen Z TikTok users are trying to cancel Eminem!
Person2: What the fuck? Dude's uncancellable. Fuck them and fuck cancel culture!
by Wail Boutahra March 14, 2021
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Unconscious Masturbation

Sleep, specifically referring the brain's cognition during the act of sleeping.
Person 1: How was AP Chemistry today?
Person 2: Man, I was so bored, I ended up doing some unconscious masturbation.
Person 1: That's pretty cool, bro, I did some unconscious masturbation myself during Spanish class.
by Frothy Walrus March 10, 2010
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unconspicious

a very sleek way of combining 'inconspicuous' and 'unsuspicious' at the same time.
very unconspicious car!
by jagomir bohn October 21, 2004
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Unconstipational

A way to respond to people who keep calling things "unconstitutional."
Feminazi: "The Constitution and Roe V. Wade clearly gives women the right to do anything they want with their whole bodies - so abortion is legal without a doubt. What you pro-lifers are saying is unconstitutional."

Pro-Lifer: No you're just being constipational. What we're suggesting is an Unconstipational way of looking at things."
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
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