Chore Tiger

A person who lies in wait, pretending to be sleeping, only to spring a chore on you when you move. Someone who pretends to be sleeping or engrossed in another activity, only to make an inconvenient request of you when you walk by. The chore tiger lies in wait, springing chores on their unsuspecting friends and family.

Shauna is such a chore tiger, I have to sneak out of bed in the morning, otherwise she'll ask me to make her coffee.

I don't call on the way home anymore, Mike is such a chore tiger, he always asks me to make a last minute stop at the store.

by hardwiremike May 11, 2010

Tygercat

God of gods. King of all that is good, radios and the Jews. Occasionally ladies undergarments as well. He eats bears- only bears. He drinks only the blood of his enemies mixed with seltzer water (for taste). He has a PhD in butt sex and interior design, and he will learn you how to fuck good.

Bring the goats to hill of sacrifice so that we may appease the great Tygercat.

by bongo2 July 6, 2011

tiger tank

Formally known as the Panzer VI Tiger, all you really need to know is that if you were an Allied soldier in WW2 and you saw one and didn't have 5 buddies in Shermans you were royally f*cked. This beast packs in 100mm of armor compared to a Sherman's wimpy-ass 75mm. Also its packing a badass longass 88mm gun thats 16 feet long compared to a Sherman's 75mm like 3 foot gun. Ya know those flak 88s so famous in the war? Well the tiger's gun is one of those things. Ya, beastly. Even scarier, the guys in these monsters were the best in the German army, so "Tiger ace" is short for "Best of the Best tank commander, prepare to have your ass f*cked off". This is the tank that carried Michael Wittman on his massive killing spree at Villiers-Bocage. He went 54-0. Hell that's more than most people get in videogames, try that in real life.

Tank dude1: HOT DAMN ITS A MOTHERF*CKING TIGER TANK RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Tank dude2: Nah we can take it watch me... WTF my shell just bounced off it!
BOOM
Tank dude 1: OMG that thing just pwned my buddy! I'm gtfoing!
BOOM
Tiger dude: Tiger confirming two kills.

by Tiger commander January 26, 2007

Tiger and Bunny

An underrated anime produced by Sunrise. It follows the lives of a middle aged doofus, Kotetsu T. Kaburagi, and a so tsundere it hurts Barnaby Brooks Jr. At first Barnaby hates Kotetsu, but his oyaji moe comes through and they end up actually liking each other. It's super plotty and has lots of homolust in it (calm down, it's not actually a yaoi).

The loveable characters and interesting plot has built it a dedicated fanbase.

Also, this anime will make you cry every time you see fried rice.

"Hey! Are you watching Tiger and Bunny this Saturday?"
"You bet!"

"What are you doing?"
"Looking at TigerxBunny pictures."
"You ship that?"
"Who doesn't ship that?"

by Reyna Alvarez October 6, 2011

Tigerettes

A team of dancers who's mascot is a Tiger. These girls work their butts off to give a good performance at football games, basketball games, plays, competitions, walks, pep rallies, and other community events. They all become best friends and hang out together all the time. They are a good looking group of people and many people tryout each year for a spot on the team. Eyelashes, glitter, smiles, and friendship explain these talented girls.

Rachel- "Wow, that team is really good, who are they!?"
Cecillia - "They're the Tigerettes, of course!"

by DancingForLife April 8, 2010

Sexual Tiger

A phrase popularized by Jon Lajoie in his movie Show Me Your Genitals. It is used to describe a guy who is good at sex. He feeds on vagina and his love is like lightning.

It is rumored that sexual tigers great sexual techniques originated in China and have been passed on in secret.

That guy I hooked up with last night was a sexual tiger. Not only did he give me two orgasms but also a latent orgasm! I was leaving his place after the great sex, and then the latent orgasm hit me and I came all over my own feet!!

by Xelen May 23, 2009

Toyger

Looking like miniature tigers, toygers are the result of selective breeding of domestic shorthaired tabbies to make them resemble "toy tigers" (in the same way that toy poodles are bred to be small poodles).

Look! It's a kitty! It's a tiger! No, it's a toyger!!

by meteoryte April 12, 2009