Twitter Brainrot

Twitter brainrot is when no matter the situation, on social media someone with said brainrot will always try to be a Holier than thou figure whether its twisting words to make them sound worse than they are or take important details out of context, this of course applies to reddit aswell.

Ellie, 6 years old: If I had $100 I would buy a Dog!

Emily, 16 years old: Just because you might be able to BUY a dog for $100 dosent mean you will have the needs to PROPERLY take care of it and give it the needs to live and enjoy a safe and healthy enviroment. Ellie needs to get her priorities straight.

Random twitter shitposter 1: L + Ratio + Scurvy + No bitches

Random twitter shitposter 2: What Twitter brainrot does to an mfer:

by Bingoloid April 13, 2022

Twitter

The microblogging platform that could serve as ground zero to explore any potential extraterrestrial life, which would not only help advance both human and alien civilization and consciousness, but also prepare the planet from any future alien invasion, provided the world’s richest man succeeds in buying the money-losing company.

Mr. Musk, who desires to own Twitter, is being sued for $258bn by an investor in the Dogecoin cryptocurrency, who accused him of running a digital pyramid scheme to drive up its price.

by Fasters June 17, 2022

Twitter's remorse

The regret you feel wishing you could improve, or say something better or funnier only after you have hit the Update button while using Twitter.

After I tweet sometimes I lay in bed & think "Oh, that could have been so much better!" Now I have a raging case of Twitter's remorse.

by JaysJob June 24, 2009

twitter terrorist

A person with nothing constructive to say denigrates your opinions or interests in public on any social media.

A brief look into the the history of the twitter terrorist reveals a catalogue of poor opinion, bad attitude and ignorance.

The favoured accusation "spammer" is the modus operandi of the twitter terrorist to opinions,products or links he disagrees with or is jealous of.

Fred: Did you read my tweet about the Sydney Swans great win.

Joe: Sure did but then that damn Twitter terrorist makes that new tweet about AFL being for girls

Fred and Joe: We wish he'd FO with his opinions

by Golden Harbour Bridge March 9, 2011

Twitter Trigger

When something happens that's so big, that you stop whatever you're doing, just to tweet about it.

I had to twitter trigger bro, that girl just saved us from a car accident.

by B2wice April 28, 2011

Twitter Juking

It's when someone follows to get a follow back, followed by an unfollow that leaves the followed unfollowed.

Similar to the American Football / Basketball move "juking" - when someone thinks you're going left or right and you move the other way, leaving the pursuer empty handed.

Mike follows Lisa, Lisa follows back - Shortly after, Mike quietly unfollows Lisa, leaving his follower count one higher and Lisa thinking she has a follower she doesn't.

"Dude, I was just twitter juking and I juked about 300 people... they followed back and I left them high and dry... "

by Necropology May 31, 2012

twitterbulk

The act of rapidly increasing ones following on twitter by following as many followers as possible and then un-following them to maintain a high ratio

Bob : "Hey have you seen Dave's following on twitter, a great ratio for a nobody!" Jeff: "Yeah Dave has gone on a massive twitterbulk"

by The_Gaffer January 3, 2014