topleaseu

Alyssa topleaseu is an extremely famous and well-seasoned Twitter celebrity who has amassed over 800 followers in the past 2 years. Born and raised in Texas, USA topleaseu has grown up around stan culture and has shaped herself into one of the most well-known and impactful Twitter celebrities of the decade. topleaseu truly is the Twitter For iPhone and her impact and inspirational trends can be seen all over the app. topleaseu is a national treasure and I am so honoured to have her follow me.

topleaseu world domination.

by moreindifferent February 16, 2021

Tortle

Tortle

Tortle.

by True fax’s 69 March 24, 2021

Tortlez

The best greninja main in Ohio.

Watch Tortlez, he'll get you with that down B!

by BurntBoi885 August 29, 2021

Salty Torpedo

A slang term for penis.

My pants are so tight you can see the outline of my salty torpedo!

by PotCulture February 28, 2011

Trucker Torpedo

A plastic bottle used by truckers to catch their urine while driving. Usually a water bottle, though Gatorade bottles are preferred due to their wider opening. Filled urine bottles are jettisoned on the fly or left on the side of the road when the trucker takes a rest break.

I tripped on a trucker torpedo when I was crossing the street today

by johnnyjr September 23, 2019

cornish torpedo

A mysterious, stealthy turd which drops like a bomb, then disappears without trace. No bowl evidence. No paperwork.

I dropped a Cornish torpedo! Or did I....?

by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020

fruiton torpedoes

What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".

"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."

by Telephony March 18, 2020