The portuguese tornado is when someone has a abnormally large tongue and performs counter clockwise rotations causing the labia to become rather arroused. The reason why its called ´the portuguese tornado´is that many portuguese men used this method to greet foreign females hoping for the ultimate goal of penetration later that night.
Jessica was nearly sent into a coma while Tiago welcomed her to the country with a portuguese tornado and because of the powerful tornado later that night he managed to insert Jessica.
by SashaT September 6, 2011
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AFK or Away From Keyboard is simply a popular shortening among gamers, However on the also popular IRC Chat. <Zanthis(ALE)> originally started the AFK Tornado craze when he originally set his status as this due to an actual Tornado in 2005. I believe the original quote is posted on Bash.org.
I hope this little background history was helpful, for those Newfags out there its a very "you had to be there moment" type situation.
I hope this little background history was helpful, for those Newfags out there its a very "you had to be there moment" type situation.
by Naraic18 July 23, 2009
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Get the Tornado Blowjob mug.a violent destructive whirling wind accompanied by a funnel shaped cloud that progresses in a narrow path over the land taking out everything in its path.
by rome clone November 12, 2004
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I was going to break up with her, but after she gave me a tornado, I forgot how ugly she is, and the fact that she's sleeping with most of my friends.
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