tombstone

2 mg bar shaped Xanax pills

"hey man you got any pharms?"
"yea dude, i got a couple tombstones i could hook you up with"

by dan0 November 16, 2005

Second Torso

An immense penis, similar to the use of the word tripod, although the word "tripod" does not do justice to the massiveness of the phallus.

Tripod? Fuck that, I have a second torso.

by Greg "Second Torso" Sheehan July 16, 2008

Torso Man

A mystical super-hero with no limbs or head. By day, he is the heavy metal rock drummer sensation, El Toroso Man, by night he is the super-hero, Torso-Man.

"Flying frosted fuck, it's Torso-Man to save the day!"

by Lat January 7, 2003

Icelandic Torso Love

The act of 2 male lovers throbbing in the missionary position, occasionally french kissing wearing nothing but leather belts, while building an Excel model.

How was the party yesterday?

Pretty dull, Haukur and Finnbogi sneaked into the computer room for some Icelandic Torso Love and ended up with a circular reference.

by Snorri Snorrason August 18, 2008

torsopants

pants designed to be worn on the torso, specially designed so there is a hole for your head. Similar to a t-shirt.

You can't go into that 7-11 with no shirt on.

Relax, I'll throw on a pair of torsopants.

by dickhertz69 August 24, 2008

tombstoning

1. a graphic description of an extreme wipeout in surfing, where the surfer is pinned to the bottom by the force of the wave, and the resultant tension on his leash keeps the surfboard perfectly vertical protruding halfway out of the water; appearing to spectators on the shore as a tombstone marking a watery grave.

2. metaphorically, experiencing helplessness in the face of an overwhelming oppositional force, often mother nature.

"Dude, Mark got worked at Waiamea yesterday, he was fully tombstoning!"

Q- "Another beer brah?"
A- "No thanks man - I'm still tombstoning from last night."

by Chiefnutz October 19, 2005

torbad

A popular internet e-celebrity.

"Torbad makes the homies say 'Ho!,' and the girlies wanna scream, yo."

by Artimis April 15, 2005