
by NickKentucky December 1, 2010

Bob: Hey, Jim. Can I get a ride home.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.
by pseudonym135 October 13, 2011

A tool is a word that was created for the purpose to insult someone so badly, yet without swearing.
A tool means you are the exact opposite of a hard wear tool because you are useless and sell me in 2k and COD
Arjoon: You are a tool why tf are you selling me and dropping at train station
*Arjoon talking to himself bc he's a tool*: whoopsie daisy I'm sorry
A tool means you are the exact opposite of a hard wear tool because you are useless and sell me in 2k and COD
Arjoon: You are a tool why tf are you selling me and dropping at train station
*Arjoon talking to himself bc he's a tool*: whoopsie daisy I'm sorry
by you_are_a_tool October 5, 2020

The act of a person draping their arm over a date or significant other to rest their arm and seemingly show affection. Hand must hang loosely over the shoulder as if the shoulder is purely an arm rest.
by hoferwannabe June 14, 2019

Is in most cases a metro sexual male, willing to do anything told as long as it involves money, or leisurely conveniences, to soley benefit this person with disregards to principles and moral beliefs. Will do ANYTHING to the greatest conveniences when no other options apply. Will also rely on the opinions and beliefs, with no regard of there own.
by meshed music November 22, 2011

1 A PENIS
2 SOMEONE WHO'S MANIPULATED VERY EASILY
3 A BADASS BAND
4 A MAN-MADE DEVICE USED FOR BUILDING SHIT
2 SOMEONE WHO'S MANIPULATED VERY EASILY
3 A BADASS BAND
4 A MAN-MADE DEVICE USED FOR BUILDING SHIT
1 MALE GENITALIA (PUT YOUR TOOL INSIDE OF MY HUGE TWAT)
2 SOMEONE WHO GETS USED TO SATISFY ANOTHER'S NEEDS
3 AN L.A. ROCK BAND; DRUMMER DANNY CAREY, VOCALIST MAYNARD KEENAN, GUITARIST ADAM JONES, BASS GUITAR JUSTIN CHANCELLOR
4 SCREWDRIVER, WRENCH, CIRCULAR SAW, COMPASS, ETC...
2 SOMEONE WHO GETS USED TO SATISFY ANOTHER'S NEEDS
3 AN L.A. ROCK BAND; DRUMMER DANNY CAREY, VOCALIST MAYNARD KEENAN, GUITARIST ADAM JONES, BASS GUITAR JUSTIN CHANCELLOR
4 SCREWDRIVER, WRENCH, CIRCULAR SAW, COMPASS, ETC...
by X_ARTILLERIST May 21, 2009
