Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009

toejam

toast and jam

i love to eat toejam in the morning

by jam with a twist October 15, 2010

dead toenail babies

midget sized cat eaten toenail that live under your couch cushion

Don't look under the cushion.
Yeah, there are probably dead toenail babies under there

by Super Joe The Frenchy looking guy May 17, 2008

toegazer

One who gazes at cameltoes.

I'm such a toegazer; it's all I do really.

by ripleynutz April 13, 2010

toebash

The term used to describe when one kicks a ball with their toe.

Eddy tried to PASS the ball to Jerry but instead he toebashed it like there was no tomorrow.

by raz999 July 12, 2014

toenail clippings

rubbish, claptrap, nonsense

you talk a load of toenail clippings, you do

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

toerail

guardrail on a boat, some inches high located at the outboard edge of the deck to prevent slipping off the deck

Toerails may have openings to allow water to pass through or mooring lines to cross

by MB100 December 9, 2008