mistletoe and wine

The Christmas equivalent of bumping and grinding.

Ben: Did you see Tom on Saturday?

Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!

Ben: Dirtbag.

by benjyh December 14, 2010

wine pong

to play beer pong with wine.

yo bro lets play wine pong! we'll get way more fucked up than if we use beer.

by bryan fuckin anderson May 8, 2008

wine and dine

To treat someone (typically a lady) to wine and dinner. It's to impress her, not necessarily implying sex is required. It's to try to impress the lady, not to end up with a guaranteed guilt-wrencher to imply a fuck is necessary.

I love to wine and dine my lady, to show her how much I love her.

by Asinine February 23, 2009

goose wine

Mid-Atlantic slang for a drink of cold water.

1. The only thing that can quench my thirst is goose wine
2. Son, get me some more of that there goose wine.

by Smacky ding September 11, 2006

dutty wine

A west indian dance where you wine and move your legs like the butterfly and twist your neck on the beat. Mostly danced on the song dutty wine by tony matterhorn

Shantrell and shaquitea wuz killin the dutty wine at the elkz last week

by Kenedah May 24, 2006

Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)

Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*

by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020

Wine teeth

When you've been downing excess amounts of merlot in a less then kosher manner. After 2-3 bottles your teeth and lips will be stained from the red wine

Gary I think you're cut off reds and should pick up a tooth brush on account of the wine teeth

by Jimgle June 24, 2015