A broke mans tie, got no normal ties? No problem! Get yourself some rope and make an 8 and take the ends to wrap the 8 a couple times (about 5 or so is good) and then take that, tie it through the top of the 8 and pull, boom! A tie! (Don't test the strength of it on the side of a bridge)
Broke person: I need a tie, but I don't got no tie! *Sees rope* idea! *Proceeds to tie a noose* and they say I'm a retard!
by That random brit July 28, 2023
Get the Noosemug. Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.
Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.
by Wxllco July 16, 2022
Get the Major Noosemug. When a guy keeps stringing you on telling you he wants to see you and stands you up aka leaving you hanging while he spends time with with other people.
by AugustGrey July 29, 2022
Get the Noosedmug. When a girl takes a dance move too far and accidentally hangs herself, and then you have sex with her dead body.
Person 1: Hey what was that smell coming from your room last night?
Person 2: Oh, last night I gave Sarah a noose caboose.
Person 1: what the fu--
Person 2: Oh, last night I gave Sarah a noose caboose.
Person 1: what the fu--
by flatbed_yosef April 26, 2023
Get the noose caboosemug. by AkiseAru March 3, 2018
Get the Blue Noosemug. The virtual up and coming superstar boy band that consists of Lead Vocalist, Xavi, Lead Guitarist, Davi, Primary Dancer Jordy G, Pianist, JAM-il, and Secondary Dancer, RayRay.
by IssaMysteryy March 4, 2024
Get the Rose Lace Noosemug. "Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.
by nerdettgirl May 10, 2014
Get the hung by my own noosemug.