Timbo Honey Bear

Timbo Honey Bears are typically very strong. They enjoy, passing out on the couch frequently while playing xbox, large posters of Frodo Baggins, chinese bricklayers and teabagging. Known to have very complete Halo collections and blogs. They typically shave very infrequently. Lacks the ability to multi-task effectively. Also known to have a deafening laugh. They tend to hide chips-ahoy cookies.

guy 1: where are the cookies?
guy 2: I timbo honey beared them, good luck finding them.

by Master Cheif Starcarfter July 28, 2010

Type of timing

When you're so horny that you need to thurst your 2 inches cock in that pussy.

Damn i need to bust.
You on that type of timing huh Daniel.

by can u let a nigga borrow a pen April 13, 2023

Timlogical

A term frequently used in the Gay community of San Francisco.
It describes when someone says something that is completely illogical but they attempt to justify it.

Origin: Television evangelist Tim Byrnes (80's) was adamant in his belief that the murder of gays was acceptable by biblical standards, and should be carried out by members of the church.

Person 1: Did you hear how Nibert banged some guys, but still claimed to be straight?

Person 2: That's fucking timlogical!

by HiddenLogik December 11, 2008

Timid tot

1)When a small child acts like it's shy when it's around overly excited "goo-goo-gaagaa" older women.

2)When a guy acts like the child mentioned above when around hot girls. Noticeable actions include mumbling and giggling in response to questions and hiding between his mommy's legs

Girls: so tom where are you from?

Tom: (looks down shuffles feet) gahh hehe mmmppphhlaa! (mumbles) memphis...

Guy friend: Dude don't be such an effing timid tot, it's pathetic!
Also see pussy

by Madelinesthebest November 29, 2012

Comedic Timing

Ben Cowan doesn’t have it

Friend 1 “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”
Friend 2 “Yeah, sure”
Friend 1 tells joke within 24 hours
Friend 2 “Wow that’s great comedic timing”
I.e. not replying ‘thanks I work out’ to ‘he is damn cute tbf’ after a day

by BigBensEyeMask February 13, 2019

Timi

Very gorgeous girl, usually blonde. Can work different hair colors...mostly red. Has giant knockers and a nice big butt. Most guys wanna do her when they see her and her phone is full of male numbers. Timis just want attention and are great at getting it. They aren't giant whorebags but they are giant teases.

Man: holy poop dude, do you see that girl over there with the blonde hair, giant boobs and amazing ass?!
Man 2: Yeah broski that beezy is GORGEOUS!
Man: Such a Timi, I've gotta get her digits!

by cockmuncherdickeater May 2, 2010

timid

In urban driving, a driver who is generally afraid of the road and creates unnecessary traffic jams. Timid drivers slow down instead of accelerating when changing lanes or merging. They annoyingly yield even when they have the right-of-way, under the misimpression that this is polite. They create confusing situations by sending mixed signals due to their lack of confidence. Timid drivers turn a simple merge into a mess.

1. Thanks to the timid driver in front of me, I now have to merge onto the freeway at 30mph. Thanks, timid driver!

2. All timid drivers are creepers, but unfortunately not all creepers are timid. You can just go around timid creepers, but those creepers who aren't timid will get right in front of you and then go 20mph.

by Boston Driver April 13, 2013