Timberly

Timberly is a very sweet , nice girl who will be nice to anyone . She loves nature and animals but will kill any bug she sees . She loves Logan Paul and loves Hoodies . She hates school . And will stay up till 6am . She acts like she is 5 but is very mature at times . She knows everything but she is NOT i repeat NOT a dictionary . I know all of this because my name is Timberly . Have a wonderful day and don’t do drugs and stay in school :) .

Woah , Timberly is thiccer than a snicker .

by timberlythechickennugget May 30, 2018

Scissor me timbers

A variation of "shiver me timbers," a common pirating term, screamed by women during lesbian lovemaking. The term refers to their interlocking legs, which are often spread at an angle similar to open scissors.

"How does this double headed dildo feel, lesbian lover?"

"Scissor me timbers!"

by Motorboating SOB April 13, 2009

timberwolves

NBA team that's lost in the 1st round of the playoffs 7 straight years; home of KG; balanced team who will be good in '04

The T'Wolves are gonna win a playoff series this year.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Timberlane Regional Middle School

A really sucky square box of hell. Where there are some nice people but most are bitchy attention seekers. There is no diversity here. Like five black kids and that’s it. Half the kids here are on some type of drugs. All the sports suck balls. The only thing I can say that Timberlane is good at is music. They have an awesome music program and that’s really it.

Oh you go to Timberlane Regional Middle School yeah that school is shit

by Dirtycheeseboot October 3, 2019

Justin Randall Timberlake!

Exclamatory, coll.
Used in place of "Jesus H. Christ" to emphasize, convey shock, surprise, or dismay.

"They did what in a Denny's bathroom? Justin Randall Timberlake!"

"Justin Randall Timberlake if he can't limbo."

"K-Fed leaves Britney and her life actually takes a turn for the worse? Justin Randall Timberlake, I didn't see that one coming."

by pronek March 1, 2007

Timelining

Searching your friends' old posts and liking them to make them embarrased of their old posts or just to troll them.

The act of going far back in the facebook post history of people you barely know and liking an inane status update to make them show up in the news feed.

"I just timelined my friend on facebook!"

"Let's go timelining!"

by partykivi November 10, 2012

Timbernigger

n. A derogatory term for a Native American. Often used in context over land or resource issues.

God damn those timberniggers. They keep scalping my friends. Kill the timberniggers!

by --god lies-- March 27, 2009