One dude to his roommate: Damn why do you always take the longest showers dude?
Roommate: Spackling the tile!
Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.
Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.
Roommate: Spackling the tile!
Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.
Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.
by sarasplayroom.com September 2, 2010
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A night out with friends in a town or city centre during which one usually indulges in drinking, dancing, and the inadvertent concoction of hilarious anecdotes.
The word 'tiles' probably refers to the tiles that make up dance floors.
A night out with friends in a town or city centre during which one usually indulges in drinking, dancing, and the inadvertent concoction of hilarious anecdotes.
The word 'tiles' probably refers to the tiles that make up dance floors.
As in 'The Enemy''s song, 'Be Somebody':
"The only thing that really makes us smile
Is a joke and a laugh and a night on the tiles"
Or:
Johnny:
"Alright mate, what you doin' tonight?"
Dave:
"Dunno, mate, just chillin', I think"
Johnny:
"Fancy a night on the tiles with me and the boys?"
"The only thing that really makes us smile
Is a joke and a laugh and a night on the tiles"
Or:
Johnny:
"Alright mate, what you doin' tonight?"
Dave:
"Dunno, mate, just chillin', I think"
Johnny:
"Fancy a night on the tiles with me and the boys?"
by theeader February 2, 2012
Get the night on the tiles mug.A Scottish term for a homosexual man who enjoys inserting his clenched fist into the anus of another homosexual man. "Toley" is a Scottish term for faeces.
Homosexual man 1: "Are you a toley puncher?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure am."
Homosexual man 1: "My rectum currently contains a large mass of toley. Would you like to punch it?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure would. Would you like me to wear a boxing glove?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure am."
Homosexual man 1: "My rectum currently contains a large mass of toley. Would you like to punch it?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure would. Would you like me to wear a boxing glove?"
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