sugar toddler

A teenage boy who thinks he's a sugar daddy, but looks like he's twelve.

Wow that kid is rich but I think he's in sixth grade. Must be a sugar toddler.

by Iamnotnotreal September 3, 2016

Flashbang Toddler

A retard, not very smart

"you see that guy over there? He is a Flashbang Toddler."

by bababooey-boy April 23, 2020

dick twiddler

one who twiddles dicks with their fingers... usually dudes. a step above "faggot" but below "cock mongrol"

putersnatch is such a dick twiddler, thats all he does--twiddle dicks with his thumbs.

by Rob Maids November 17, 2006

hung like a toddler

When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.

"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."

"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."

"Yup, yup. Total buster."

by pH Balance January 31, 2008

Tiddle

Is a slang term that defines 1/8 of a whole or total.

"Bro give me a tiddle of that weed."
"Her titties are a tiddle the size of your ex girlfriend's."

by Bearlioncat January 16, 2018

foggy toddler

when one farts and shit comes out and they dont know

o that baby is such a foggy toddler

by Quinn Tin August 9, 2016

tiddle

adjective: it is a cross between a tad and a little, meanning a bit.

"ah man its chilly outside"
"yeah, just a tiddle"

by erizleackadizzle January 26, 2009