Margaret Thatcher

A legend of a Ghost, Ghoul, or a Demon in which you stand in front of a mirror and say "Margaret Thatcher" three times causing her reflection to appear in the mirror.

Friend: "Want to play Margaret Thatcher?"
Me: "Yes that sounds fun!"

by a3tuka November 3, 2023

Doing a Thatcher

Asking to borrow a cigarette. As if you are going to return cigarette in condition receive.

Let me borrow a butt guy or me doing a thatcher?

by Wind beneath your slippers December 27, 2016

thatching [thatch]

The act OF covering oneself into ones own excrement during sexual activity. Produces appetising treat on for later and on intoxicating whiff.

He enjoyed thatching himself, because it larva his partner cum more more harder.

by Random November 14, 2003

thatched cave

A particularly hairy vagina.

Yeah, that date with Polly was a total washout. It was all going well until we got down to some serious chimping - then she dropped her panties and revealed her thatched cave.

Man, I couldn't go down on that - would've been like Frenching Chewbacca.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

twatch

To watch twat; to look at a woman's vagina or to watch lesbian sex.

I'd rather be twatching.
The music was so horrific, it made me want to twatch.
That movie made me want to twatch.

by D.L.M. April 14, 2006

Thatch Patch

The coarse pubic hair and sometimes shit build-up around the asshole.thatch was used on roofs of homes of the English countryside.

She wanted anal, but I couldn't penetrate her Thatch Patch. or I think I ripped something when I took that huge dump. Maybe it was just a turd cutting through the Thatch Patch I had going on down there.

by Aaron & Rocky January 26, 2006

Twatched

A stretched twat.
The act of stretching a twat.

I totally twatched that chick with my junk.

by victorrrrrrrriaaaa *- April 14, 2009