shit of a thousand horses

you would use this saying when something is really bad. Like bad bad or smells bad.

Example one: Girl: I was going to go out with my friend tonight, but she canceled.
Girl 2: Isnt that just shit of a thousand horses. Example two: Guy: Oh my god did you smell that guys cologne!!!! Guy 2: Yes it smelt like shit from a thousand horses!!!

by Paula Genosick June 20, 2008

a thousand shades of awesome

Something that's awesome

That car is a thousand shades of awesome

by Adriano April 24, 2005

one-eyed-trouser-snake

A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.

Sam has a 12 inch one-eyed-trouser-snake in his pants!! It spat on me last night when I was over.

by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009

Thousandaire

A person with a net worth between $1,000.00 and $999,999.99

- Wealthy thousandnaires are considered upper-middle class to upper-class.

- Moderately wealthy thousandnaires are considered middle-class to upper-middle class.

- Modest thousandnaires are considered lower-class to lower-middle-class.

1. The couple is well on their way to one million dollars, but as of now they are just thousandnaires.

2. He/She has a big house, nice car, and thousands in the bank.

3. Well off thousandaires may invest some money in the stock market to help their funds grow.

by TheLightDreamer December 6, 2011

One of those nights

When you are still awake while everybody's asleep. You feel like you own the world. And you feel a mix of melancholy, loneliness, peacefulness, and a calm sense of happiness.

I stayed up till dawn, it was one of those nights

by Allegedly dead April 7, 2022

those were the days

Often said when thinking back to a time when life was more enjoyable.

"Remember back in 96' when we stayed at that beach house? Those were the days..."

by DMC May 24, 2004

Trouser Vagina

The ripping of your trousers to create a vagina like split. If it is on a women it reveals her actual vagina giving a point of easy entry for a man to perform a Dirty Dungeon Pirate.

Eve: Oh it appears I have a Trouser Vagina.
Pete: Yes looks like it's time for a Japanese Crab Stroker.

by Nex Solo June 6, 2011