Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".
Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.
by BookinWorm June 13, 2023
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Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
“Let’s dutch vortex tonight

“yes, that would be fire.”
by AlAx February 01, 2021
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Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
“Let’s dutch vortex tonight

“yes, that would be fire.”
by AlAx February 01, 2021
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fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.
I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.
by Cryosleeping February 01, 2020
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cerebral vortex

A total emptiness of mind. A state of extreme derp. Similar to writer's block, but can apply to anything.
1. Someone asked me what my address was yesterday and I just blanked. Total cerebral vortex
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today
by stuffwithben April 22, 2021
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Colossal failure; likely to be terrible; overly critical of others to hide personal lack of virtue or likeability; see also Brad Dunkin
This team is unquestionably a huge sucking vortex of ineptitude.
by the Oracle of Awesome August 22, 2018
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vegas vortex

when you you party so hard in vegas and want to change your flight in order to leave early as a result of the vegas vortex
scooter drank a handle of stoli at the mgm this past weekend and we never saw him again...i think he was lost in the vegas vortex
by lord black December 26, 2008
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