A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops
Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;
Or
You have to take a Stoops Poops
Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;
Or
You have to take a Stoops Poops
My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.
I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.
I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.
by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024

1.
bend one's head or body forwards and downwards.
2.
lower one's moral standards so far as to do something reprehensible.
3.
a porch with steps in front of a house or other building.
bend one's head or body forwards and downwards.
2.
lower one's moral standards so far as to do something reprehensible.
3.
a porch with steps in front of a house or other building.
1.
"he stooped down and reached towards the coin"
2.
"Craig wouldn't stoop to thieving"
3.
"Oh, you got a new stoop. It looks nice!"
"he stooped down and reached towards the coin"
2.
"Craig wouldn't stoop to thieving"
3.
"Oh, you got a new stoop. It looks nice!"
by Debx January 17, 2020

by Peanucklecheese January 16, 2024

Jamie said, “I have to study for the geometry test tomorrow!”
Elena replied, “No you stoop! the test is on Friday!”
Elena replied, “No you stoop! the test is on Friday!”
by punkie_07 October 9, 2019

For Example, Are you stoop?
by martinwrotethis June 5, 2018

adjective
(Stuup)
A shorter, yet effective word for "Stupid". Adds more emphasis, while getting to the point.
(Stuup)
A shorter, yet effective word for "Stupid". Adds more emphasis, while getting to the point.
by Cacahead100 March 20, 2020
