Porcelain Seeker

Another phrase for an asshole, brown eye, poop chute, taint hole, butthole, anus, bead holder, etc.

How's your porcelain seeker feeling after those carolina reapers Jimmy?

by Suhycide January 25, 2019

Chaotic Seekers

A person or persons who will ruin your brain by inflicting a state of mental trauma through the process of obscene imagery and foul language.

Chaotic Seekers: “They are a real chaotic seeker. If you know what’s good for you stay away unless you are masochistic.”

by Celery4UrBrain July 19, 2022

sandwich seeker

An individual who frequents Emergency Rooms with non medical or illegitimate reasons. Usually a homeless individual who misuses Emergency Room and / or Emergency Services daily for the purpose of getting fed or attention seeking with demanding and demeaning overtones. Also known in the medical community as a frequent flyer.

Nurse 1: "Oh no that Sandwich Seeker is back in the ER."

by MadMax808 September 7, 2016

Seeker undo

A seeker undo is a type of man who hates people and eats more food then a fat kid at Chuck E. Cheese. They also tend to be a big asshole to Spider-Man fans.

Dude: bro this seeker undo sucked my moms dick

Other dude: bro what

by Spyrixm July 12, 2021

Smoke Seeker

When one seeks the smoke; confrontation of the highest order. They often are the reasons for fights to be started just to fight.

Friend 1: “ Why shouldn’t I talk to that dude?”
Friend 2: “ Cuss they a smoke seeker. Half the fights in this school happen because of him.”

by R8cingca77z February 10, 2024

socket seeker

Travelers hovering around power outlets waiting (for an open outlet) to charge their device.

This airport is full of socket seekers. I can't find an outlet anywhere.

by Caffeinated Bacon December 8, 2016

Heat-seeker

To curve your nut around an object hitting a target with accuracy

Kyle told me he hit a hoe with a heat-seeker last night

by M&E.inc August 23, 2025