guardian seeker

i am an incel and a cuck
i suck tyrant off
dude that guy is totally a guardian seeker
by guardian sucker October 25, 2020
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tweeker seeker

One who seeks friendships out of others to be able to tweek on their meth for free... A Pookie cloud chaser.
Damn Stephan is a tweeker seeker! Being fake to hit the pipe again!
by LadyRoa June 30, 2021
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Chaotic Seekers

A person or persons who will ruin your brain by inflicting a state of mental trauma through the process of obscene imagery and foul language.
Chaotic Seekers: “They are a real chaotic seeker. If you know what’s good for you stay away unless you are masochistic.”
by Celery4UrBrain July 20, 2022
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Porcelain Seeker

Another phrase for an asshole, brown eye, poop chute, taint hole, butthole, anus, bead holder, etc.
How's your porcelain seeker feeling after those carolina reapers Jimmy?
by Suhycide January 26, 2019
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sandwich seeker

An individual who frequents Emergency Rooms with non medical or illegitimate reasons. Usually a homeless individual who misuses Emergency Room and / or Emergency Services daily for the purpose of getting fed or attention seeking with demanding and demeaning overtones. Also known in the medical community as a frequent flyer.
Nurse 1: "Oh no that Sandwich Seeker is back in the ER."
by MadMax808 February 19, 2016
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drama seeker

A person who purposefully searches for touchy subjects and controversial topics that have already been for the most part resolved for the sole purpose of starting arguments
“Hey remember how Carl got caught cheating a few months ago? Man, can’t believe he’d stoop so low.”

Oh come on, James, that happened three months ago, and he already paid the censequences. Quit beeing a drama seeker.”
by ColdFridgeSpaghetti97 December 21, 2023
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Chill seeker

Like a thrill seeker, but instead of seeking thrills a chill seeker is someone who seeks for cool places to chill.
Dude, John showed me this abandoned quarry the other day. Smoked a bowl there. Chill af. John is such a chill seeker.
by erhensley April 15, 2023
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