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Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.
“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.
by MPL1969 May 23, 2022
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Hot-poxing

To attend a large indoor gathering during a pandemic without masks or social distancing.
I can't believe Karen parties this much during a pandemic. Girl loves hot-poxing
by Mongolhoarde December 29, 2020
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Pox

Sən pox yeyirsən
by Gulpgulp April 30, 2024
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the pox

To become fed up, irritated, or completely exhausted by something or someone, especially after putting up with it for too long.

Originates from the Middle English term for syphilis.
"I'm getting the pox with this stupid fucking computer, it keeps turning itself off."

"I'm getting the pox with you, mate!"

"I tried fixing my Reliant Robin myself, but I got the pox with it and called a mechanic."

"I've got the pox with Fred today, he's being a proper arsehole."

"I'm gonna get the right pox if this carries on."
by ultimateharibo March 14, 2025
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darling pox

When darling gives you all her love with her sexy ass and it comes from eating booty darlings sexlidumptious asss
Hey darling I need some darling pox
by Likyffsd August 2, 2022
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cunt pox

The sleeping man was struck with cunt pox.
by wackycracker July 19, 2015
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Alien-Specie Pox

An invasion of European descendants with Pox diseases into America, decimating the Native Americans Indigenous groups, and taking over their land by committing genocide bringing their disease in purpose.
Karen - Ken tells you: Go back to where you came from.
Your comeback can be: You go back where YOU came from you Alien-Specie Pox.
by fckUkaren November 7, 2021
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