Dictator democracy

Vote in your favourite dictator and watch in dismay for for 4 more years

I really love this dictator democracy. 4 more years of this crapolla...

by Pinocchio Jnr October 29, 2021

Dog dictator

Socks or shoes, used to dictate your dogs (toes)

"Where did Felix put my dog dictators?"

"In your sock drawer"

by Goblover January 1, 2024

Dictator

Ruler of a large amount of land/people

Sounds a lot like penis potato

He he , dictator sounds like a genitile spud

by Nigga_cheese October 18, 2014

dictator smock

Smock-like shirt-blouse-tunic-coat favored by dictators and dictator-wannabes such as Kim Jong Un, Dr. Evil, Gadaffi, and Hillary Clinton.

Check out the dictator smock that Hillary Clinton was wearing for her speech last night. She must be taking fashion advice from Kim Jong Il.

by Juan230 June 1, 2016

Armchair Dictator

A lazy filmmaker who puts no effort in directing a movie. A armchair dictator is typically only in it for the paycheck.

George Lucas took an armchair dictator approach to making the prequels.

by dyslexicperson2 March 30, 2020

Dictator blood

(Noun) a quality possessed by old tyrants that keeps them alive and terrorizing common people.

I thought COVID-19 might kill Trump, but he has dictator blood.

by Oktoberfest October 6, 2020

baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).

Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."

by toad pond September 23, 2025