Cocker

When your still a small child and don’t want to lose all your innocence and don’t want to say cock so you say cocker

I looked out the window and I say that the bird had a huge cocker

by Sister cam November 10, 2018

cockered

(adjective)
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.

1. I'm cockered, I think I have erectile dysfunction.
2. I'm cockered about the latest news today.

by antibodydeficiency April 18, 2024

Queef-Cocker

When someone queefs on you so you slap them in the mouth with your dick repeatedly.

She queef-cocker’d me last night

by PoisedPilot May 17, 2018

big cocker

Someone with a massive throbbing horse cock that only goes right in Mario party (so not Fabio)

You my friend are a big cocker

by 6wakanda9 March 25, 2022

Cocker Blocker

Fuck you dad..

Papa is a cocker blocker

by Jame Carden September 18, 2016

Floppy Cocker

When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around

Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school

by Dazzledust January 14, 2023

Ghost cocker

The art of suddenly sucking on a 'ghost' or invisible (non existent penis) out of nowhere. In the middle of talking, making dinner, job interviews. Mid sentence a ghost cocker will start bobbing there head chocking on an invisible penis. Usually a ghost cocker is a cum guzzler as well. While sleeping you will hear them start to gurgle ghost semen. Very rare to find one. Only one known in Ipswich.

"Hi how are you ....gag gag gag....today."

"What the hell"
"Nevermind her she is a ghost cocker"

by Ipswichch August 28, 2023