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Canadian Vacuum

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.
"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"
by Robbie_667 August 3, 2023
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vacuum hicky

A hicky that one gives oneself, since they are too pathetic to even get a hicky from another person.
My younger brother gave himself ANOTHER vacuum hicky. He swears it was an accident. I swear he wants to look like a skanky hoe.
by Juombie June 18, 2011
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Vacuum sealed

by Stias September 5, 2005
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vacuum-vagina

A creative term for a woman who participates in scandalous, promiscuous, or otherwise vulgar activities so often that her vagina becomes a large vacuous space that sucks up anything and everything.
Britney Spears needs to put away that vacuum-vagina before it engulfs everyone on the red carpet.
by Carley G February 23, 2008
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vacuum anal

Sucking out an anus with a vacuum until fully stretched beyond use.
I vacuum anal my girlfriend at night
by Sí Pappí December 7, 2016
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money vacuum

when you spend a large amount of money on one certain person
wife: i need some new shoes
husband:i gave younew shoes last week, and new earrings
wife:so...
husband:god, your a money vacuum
by awesome luke June 20, 2008
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