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Quaking on the loo

Having the runs or diarrhea while sitting on the toilet, suffering such pain and nausea that one physically shakes.
Poor dear... Ever since she ate that spicy dinner last night, she's been quaking on the loo.
by Deaf Drummer June 1, 2010
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quake-town

the new nickname for Christchurch, New Zealand, after the 4th September Earthquake
Quake-town is in for another aftershock tonight!
by dragoon_boy2335 January 22, 2011
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Fatma Quake

When a small girl passes gas, creating a large vibrational pressure wave destroying nearby buildings and structures. A gas explosion of this size will usually kill any small animals or birds within a 1-2 kilometer radius. In the event of a Fatma Quake it is highly recommended that you don a gas mask and take shelter in an underground bunker
Japan was nearly destroyed by a Fatma Quake
by adamaniac November 27, 2011
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quake

Over-rated doom clone with dumb graphics. Hexen was better. At least it introduced something new to gaming (hub levels) and not poor level design. Seriously, the first two quake games sucked.
by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
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quaking dragon

When you are having anal sex and she clenches around your dick till you cum
That bitch gave me a quaking Dragon and it hurt like hell
by Wet Roost vagina March 22, 2017
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Quake Cakes

A bunch of little hurt boys trying to compete with the fundies. Typically known for hairy bodies, big heads, and not being volcanoes.
Q: Did you see that the Quake Cakes lost to the Fundamental this weekend?
A: Yeah, Kyle had 0 points in the game.
by NorthKoreanPoonTappa November 27, 2018
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wake and quake

When you wake up and immediately start gaming.
Quake references the popular first person shooter series "Quake".
-"Yo, Tommy it's only 8am and you're already playing COD?"
-"Yeah, wake and quake!"
by jedimindtricks5 April 10, 2016
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