The Quagmire 

The Quagmire is when you are having intercourse, and as you bang her, you move your head back and forth like Quagmire from Family Guy while saying "Giggity Giggity Giggity!"

*doing "The Quagmire"

guy: Giggity Giggity Giggity!

The Quagmire by Ben_Dover69 May 30, 2009

what the quan 

a family friendly term for WTF/WTH, usually used when something surprising or strange happens. Is also used in the same context as most "what the..." phrases.

Man 1: *pulls out a bag of dead cockroaches* guys. look at this!
Man 2: WHAT THE QUAN?!
Man 3: what the quan is 'what the quan'?

what the quan by antant August 22, 2009

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag 

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009

God save the queen 

Not the national Anthem of England, but the entire united kingdom and dependancies like the falklands, Gibraltar etc.

God save the queen, she ain't no human bein'.

God save the queen by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

The Quibbler Crew 

A discord server inspired by Quibbler.co. It's one of the best places to come to when Quibbler.co turns to shit. The best group of international online friends anyone could have. ❤ ~ Peppa

"Man, I wish I was cool enough to join The Quibbler Crew server..."

The Quibbler Crew by impeppapig June 14, 2016

Ten of the queen's finest 

Slang term for ten British pounds
or a ten pound note

It can also be used as a euphemism for sex

'Have you brought the money Chris?'
'Ten of the queen's finest'

'James gave her ten of the queen's finest last night'

'Phwooar I'd give her ten of the queen's finest'

'That will cost you ten of the queen's finest'

Ten of the queen's finest by albionist May 12, 2009

The Queen’s Bagel 

Reference to your girl’s tight little asshole. The bunghole. The sphincter.

I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.

I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.

The Queen’s Bagel by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018