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Japanese Pretzel

A sex position where people bend their bodies to make a pretzel postion and suck each each other's asses.
Mmm lets do the Japanese Pretzel
by CarlosTheCar October 25, 2018
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Pretzel Boy

It's pretzel not Frezatel he's tasty as hell, He spends time playing Roblox. And going on discord all day.
Hey, Pretzel boy You spend too much time on discord!
by rwtetss May 20, 2019
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guantanamo pretzel

When you handcuff someone's left arm to their right leg and their right arm to their left leg and smash them from behind
Jordan put Owen in a Guantanamo Pretzel last night
by Service Boy28 May 19, 2014
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Pretzel 69

When you are doing a 69 and you perform a heel hook lock on her head when she's sucking your dick
Errol is getting amazing at Ju Jitsu, last night he performed a Pretzel 69 on me while I was sucking his dick
by bigsam6996 June 16, 2019
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fuck pretzel

"she was loving it mate, I had her tied up like a 'fuck pretzel'" exclaimed Zane.
by Funkweazle October 22, 2011
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yonic pretzel

Something a girl does in order to prolong a sex for a man, particularly a man who ejaculates prematurely.
Man: "What the fuck is a yonic pretzel?"

Woman: "Its like" a negative kagel"
Man: "A negative what?"
Woman: "Ok its just complicated vagina shit, everytime you think your gonna blow (cum), you just pinch me and that will be my cue to pretzel ok?"
Man: "Ok....."
by WwOoMmEeNn June 3, 2009
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Pretzel sticks

A phrase created to notify fellow male co-workers that a hot chick is in the vicinity. This allows one to alert others of the hottie's presence in the office without the fear of being turned into HR.

Caution should be used so five guys don't turn to check out the girl at the same time.
"Hey Jason, I'm hungry. Do you have any pretzel sticks?" At this point, the co-worker has been alerted with some discretion.
by JackCaz January 19, 2011
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