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MUSTARD BEAN

When a girl wipes her ass forward and her snatch smells of ass, you get mustard bean. pooooooweee
i went down on her and FUCK ME DEAD, she had mustard bean!
by KENNYBAD79 August 17, 2015
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Crank the mustard

A better term for a good ol fashion handjob.
by Jcfire233 November 9, 2017
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baby mustard

Baby mustard refers to bright yellow mustard, as opposed to Dijon mustard. (i.e. -- French's mustard)
There's no substitute for baby mustard on a hot dog. Lots of it!
by Cranberry Bob March 12, 2021
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Porkhole Mustard

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021
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Mustard Lippin’

The act of deep mouth and tongue kissing your partner after they have eaten your ass or after you have eaten theirs without any wiping or cleaning of the mouth. Straight from ass to make out.
Rachel was mustard lippin’ me last night. It was tangy.

After my uncle ate my ass, he ended up mustard lippin’ me.

Braaaaahhh your sister tongue punched my fart box last night. It was all good until she started mustard lippin’.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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Mustard Plug

A great, American ska band. Awesome music ^^
"We're gonna take on the woooorld, come on every boy, every girl!"
"This is your brain, this is your brain on ska"
by Z-chan June 4, 2004
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Mustard Mitt

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.
Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.
by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020
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