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Mustard Tongue

The dirty feeling and slightly off taste left on the tongue after a vigorous session of eating an ass that was not a clean as one first thought. But the heat of the moment kept you in the game tongue punching it like a fat kid eating candy.
Rachel left me with the mustard tongue this morning. Should have waited for her to shower.

That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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Mustard Squeeze

Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.
I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.

Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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Panty Mustard

a vaginal fluid that leaks uncontrollably to the panties creating a thick mustard like film.
Panty

Hey Rick I was making out with Linda, I bet I stirred up a great amount of panty mustard.
by Harold00 January 5, 2018
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Porkhole Mustard

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021
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Mustard Lippin’

The act of deep mouth and tongue kissing your partner after they have eaten your ass or after you have eaten theirs without any wiping or cleaning of the mouth. Straight from ass to make out.
Rachel was mustard lippin’ me last night. It was tangy.

After my uncle ate my ass, he ended up mustard lippin’ me.

Braaaaahhh your sister tongue punched my fart box last night. It was all good until she started mustard lippin’.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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Mustard Plug

A great, American ska band. Awesome music ^^
"We're gonna take on the woooorld, come on every boy, every girl!"
"This is your brain, this is your brain on ska"
by Z-chan June 4, 2004
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Mustard Mitt

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.
Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.
by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020
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