The fateful circumstance where everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong in a narrow timeframe; a Murphy's law special. The collective series of negative events happening simultaneously as if the red moon and stars aligned. Life did not simply give you the middle finger, it spawned a breed of Thumb-Thumb's from Spy Kids except instead of thumbs, they were exclusively comprised of middle finger appendages sent to tackle you in the night. The scratch off ticket you thought would yield you no more than a flat tire or a spaghetti sauce-stained dress shirt actually rendered the mother-load of Powerball prizes. You sir just unveiled the golden ticket to Milly Monka's Chocolate Sweatshop (and no, the snozzberries do not taste like snozzberries.) The good news is that this only happens to 0.00069% of the population.
Jessica: Hey man, what's wrong?
Tom: *sniffles* well, uhh, Kaitlyn broke up with me today right after I got into the motorcycle accident and my pet sugar glider died from testicular cancer this morning.
Jessica: ohh gee, sorry bud. Well at least your parents' divorce anniversary isn't for another month yet.
Tom: actually it's today..
Jessica: damn, guess you hit the anti lottery.
Tom: *sniffles* well, uhh, Kaitlyn broke up with me today right after I got into the motorcycle accident and my pet sugar glider died from testicular cancer this morning.
Jessica: ohh gee, sorry bud. Well at least your parents' divorce anniversary isn't for another month yet.
Tom: actually it's today..
Jessica: damn, guess you hit the anti lottery.
by YourAlmostBestFriend March 16, 2022
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The 91 Club is a mobile gaming platform popular in India, offering users the opportunity to play various games and
🎮 Overview of 91 Club Game
91 Club is a mobile application that combines gaming with earning potential, appealing to users seeking to profit while having fun. The platform offers various features like daily bonuses, referral rewards, and leaderboards, catering to diverse preferences.
🎨 Colour Prediction Game
The Colour Prediction game on 91 Club involves betting on the outcome of a randomly generated color. Players can choose from colors like Green, Violet, and Red, each with different probabilities and payouts. For example, betting on Green has a 50% chance of winning with a payout multiplier of x1.92, while betting on a specific number offers a higher risk with a payout multiplier of x9.6.
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I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.
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