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Hairy Cactus

When a woman seems receptive to physical interaction (fucking, sucking, fondling, etc.), but when you actually get down to it, she's real uptight about having sexy fun time and if you try she'll hurt your genitals.

A hairy cactus LOOKS soft and touchable, but if you try to play with it, you're gonna get a painful reminder.
Dude, I met this girl at the bar last night and she seemed down for some wild shit, but when I got her to my house she turned out to be a major hairy cactus, kicked me in the nuts and took off with my ipod!
by Joe Salone August 14, 2010
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Cactus Jack

Travis Scott's record label. Also the name of a Jordan 4 which was a collaboration between Travis and Jordan brand which now goes for about $600
Dude, did you hear that Travis just released Cactus Jack records.
Just copped them Cactus 4's off StockX
by anti_social_social_club February 6, 2019
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Cactus Smuggler

A Mexican tranvestite.
Who brought this cactus smuggler to the party.
by 13 March 26, 2003
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cactus mccoy

Hey, let's play some Cactus McCoy together!
by Sheeshsquatch69 May 3, 2020
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Cactus Chin

The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having facial hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus chin is sure to come back temporarily.
I am constantly scratching my beard region whenever I get cactus chin.
by Myagooshki March 7, 2011
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Pant Cactus

Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape
"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"
by Regay January 9, 2010
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Cactus Cock

When you stop your routine of cock grooming, producing a prickly love sausage.
"Damn Eddie O...put that cock on the window sill and water it...you aint getting in me with that cactus cock"
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015
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