Hairy Cactus

When a woman seems receptive to physical interaction (fucking, sucking, fondling, etc.), but when you actually get down to it, she's real uptight about having sexy fun time and if you try she'll hurt your genitals.

A hairy cactus LOOKS soft and touchable, but if you try to play with it, you're gonna get a painful reminder.

Dude, I met this girl at the bar last night and she seemed down for some wild shit, but when I got her to my house she turned out to be a major hairy cactus, kicked me in the nuts and took off with my ipod!

by Joe Salone August 14, 2010

Cactus Jack

Travis Scott's record label. Also the name of a Jordan 4 which was a collaboration between Travis and Jordan brand which now goes for about $600

Dude, did you hear that Travis just released Cactus Jack records.
Just copped them Cactus 4's off StockX

by anti_social_social_club February 06, 2019

Cactus Smuggler

A Mexican tranvestite.

Who brought this cactus smuggler to the party.

by 13 March 26, 2003

Flamingo Cactus

Cactus in the shape of a flamingo; a mix between a flamingo and a cactus, it was a crazy night

Guy 1: Damn look at the flamingo!
Guy 2: No man that's a flamingo cactus , it's a mix between a flamingo and a cactus.

by Camou-man January 18, 2013

cacty the cactus

a cactus that is actually a reincarnation of our lord and savior.

yo cacty the cactus is like, jesus man

by MilesShrekDaddy September 13, 2019

Cactus Nipples

When a girl's nipples are so hairy, sucking on them is like sucking on cactus

girl: ya baby, suck deez nipples!
boy: damn girl, you got'em cactus nipples. Here, call this number THEN hmu *hands over waxing spa card"

by Boss miatch April 09, 2020

Cactus Fucked

It's when you get fucked so hard by life that you didn't just get fucked. You got cactus fucked.

I helped rebuild a garage that burnt down, and my buddy gave me a bill after for helping that's when you realized you got cactus fucked.

by Cactus corner April 14, 2021