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Abel

Terrible solipsistic people who suceed arbitrarily.
Hym "Yeah, Abel sacrifices a Lamb and Cain sacrifices wheat. God chooses one over the other and the one that isn't chosen is angry enough to kill the other. The story makes no reference to Cain bitterness and resentfulness as the reasonfor the rejection the sacrifice. That is a figment of Jordan Peterson's imagination. Which is harder: Tilling the ground or babysitting sheep? God rewarded the won that worked less hard and the harder working one murders him. THAT IS WHAT JORDAN PETERSON IS DOING TO ME. I sat around and watched the sheep's fuck and was rewarded by God with the most significant achievement of the modern age. I am become as God himself."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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Reid Abel

A sexy guy thats ripped with a foot long shlong and hes everything a lady could ever want and he is very athletic with beautiful eyes and will murder you in video games
Reid Abel has a massive dick
Big man Reid Abel
by ThiccPeen February 3, 2020
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Abel

The absolute sexiest man alive. No other man can compete for he is the Alpha
Did you see that guy? What a stud, I bet he’s an Abel Narvaez.
by SpookySlatt69 February 8, 2021
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Abelations

The rules and random thoughts Abel makes
If I could date you I would just not now Abelations 17:22
by Wyma.queens April 12, 2022
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Abel Snack Time

A very strange sexual encounter that inspired a religion under the same name.
by Snacklebox March 15, 2023
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Abel Belt Buckle

I am him because he is me, but I am not him but he is also me. At the same time, he is not him but I am he.
Yo, this guy is acting like a total Abel Belt Buckle right now!!
by lorrrrrrrr December 7, 2023
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erick abele

common misspelling of ERik ABELE, an absolute normie.

Also known as slater
Got your bitch on her knees like I'm kaepernick - Erick abele
by 0%intuition April 3, 2019
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