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testicularities

Testicular + peculiarities : cockup stuff males never admit as wrongdoing! And just go blame it on their male hormonal make-up... , y'know?

I liked that word so much, I searched my 'wordrobe' for more and here's what I found (you'll be gobshite-smacked!):
-MACHOs: males acting childish, hormonal and obnoxious!
-egotesticles: egotistical testicles! HAHA!
-testyria: testicular hysteria!
-testosterone-poisoning: an excuse whenever you miss up stuff so bad!
-MAS: male-answer syndrome, or 'manswer'... is the tendency for a male to come up fast with a random answer even if he has zip idea what's he talking about, fueled by testosterone!
Testicularities? Heh, you telling me? Blame it on the T!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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testiclette

1.) A uniquely small, but cute testicle.

2.) Another way of saying testicle. Sometimes pronounced with a french flare where it is pronounced more like, "tes-tee-clay".
1.) Awww, your testiclette is so charming, but how do you cope with such a small sack?

2.) Why do you have to be such a testiclette?
by Willy Wonka Man April 27, 2008
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Testicular Manslaughter

The act of killing someone or placing said person in a pain-induced coma via extreme blunt-force trauma to the balls. Additional injuries besides popped testicles often includes a bruised or broken pelvis. Death is usually of a heart attack brought on by shock due to the incredible pain that is felt within the first few seconds of receiving the injury.
Dude... That guy's not breathing...
What? No way... All I did was hit him in the junk.
With what? You're grandma's fruitcake?
.... A sledgehammer.
WHAT!?! Dude! That's testicular manslaughter!
Dude, chill... It was in self-defense so-
FUCK THAT! This guy is dead... Where's the sledgehammer you used?
Right here, why?
Grab it because we're getting the fuck outta here!
by H4v0c February 6, 2012
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testiclap

The sound made by banging ones testicles together.
He stood up and performed a testiclap.
by Alex B-P February 2, 2004
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testiclads

Slang term for "testicles".

Misunderstood from "testiclides".
"AH! She kicked me in the testiclads!"
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Testicle Tadpoles

Testicle Tadpoles: n. A peciluar, yet humorous way of refering to sperm.
Saudi's testicle tadpoles are swimming in his girlfriend's eye ball.

"Sensually suck the pole, and I'll give you some testicle tadpoles."
by Woo-Ladd February 24, 2009
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Testicle Clap

The act of air humping causing your testicles to make a clapping sound against your stomach and gooch. Mostly occuring when you have recently stepped out of a pool or shower.
After stepping from the shower timmy decided to award himself an applause using the testicle clap.
by spo2126 August 5, 2009
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