cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

Beta Tester

Someone who trys to get early access or beta privileges to young children and there various parts.

"Hey man you should become a beta tester I heard they get early access to that underage coochie."
Yeah man I already signed up to become one.

by BltWise October 28, 2019

Testes Test

What you end up spelling when you're meaning to type "test" over and over.

Here is some sample text: testestest testes test

by Solar March 11, 2004

Wendy Testeburger

The most annoying ass South Park character. She beats up people for no reason and she deserves being made fun of
by everyone. Cartman did'nt deserve what he got. Also she got mad at butters for rejecting a girl that he did'nt want to date.

Wendy Testeburger: DONT FUCK WITH WENDY TESTEBURGER
Average Cartman fan: Watch yo tone mf *sends wendy to oblivion*

by FireChickenLikesBeans April 25, 2023

The Cat Tester

A person who tests if cats have nine lives by dropping stray cats off apartment buildings.

I was hired as 'The Cat Tester'

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

testespwnd

while similar to teabagging, this is a much safer alternative, seeing as the testes are placed on the forehead instead of in the mouth to avoid any injuries from a disgruntled testespwnee

omg, did u see that, he just got totally testespwnd in the face!!!!!111!!!!two!!

by SupaFly_ July 15, 2005

teste in palm

when you are playing pool and you get 2 shots, or a free ball you get teste in palm (ball in hand)

safe mattyrack, teste in palm!
2 shots, teste in palm, buzzin

by mat mellor August 23, 2007