Tess

A rad lady; usually has the coffee poops.

“Who’s in the bathroom right now?”
“I think it’s Tess.”
“Ooooh….she’s rad.”

by Tess’sWife November 22, 2021

tess

The smartest girl in town. She is pretty naive but the nicest. Mostly a brunette who wears glasses… She is hyperactive and very sporty. And mostly, she is prettiest, and the cutest. She’s brave and creative and has a secret talent for drawing and singing. She could seem bossy at first but is funny and relaxed but sometimes stressed. She’s the best friend you could ever have so if you meet her, grab your chance!

Dude one: who’s that nerd?
Dude two: how dare you? That’s a Tess, the nicest girl in town!
Dude one: oh wow !!!

by I like food !!! November 22, 2021

Tess

Tess is blonde blue-eyed and funny if you have a friend called Tess then she will be your friend forever. She is loyal and kind.and the number 42 might mean something to her.🙃

Tess is so funny!!!!
Ha ha ha

by Hdbd jgwkwysnzj April 15, 2020

Tess

A person who is always threatening to shank man's but doesn't even have a shank. Usually will threaten to fight you behind Tesco's but you know they won't show. If they call you clapped then they're probably talking about their reflection and not you.

Person 1: I'm gonna batter her with a big macdown MacDonalds I swear!

Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess

by Mandemlikejeff March 24, 2020

Tess

Peng

Peng - tess

by chupappi July 23, 2022

Tess

First off Tess is a VERY gorgeous girl. She is very kind and sympathetic to others. She also knows how to have a good time. You can always count on Tess for those good memories and long nights. Those lucky enough to have Tess as their friend, loved one, relative, or girlfriend are blessed for a lifetime

(Guy 1) Dude Tess is so ugly

(Guy 2) ikr

by 123458625 June 11, 2022

Tess

Ticle

Tess ticles me

by Men01 May 1, 2022