Telecom

Also known as 'Telecon'.

The main telecommunications business in New Zealand.
They dominate the phone lines and force everybody else to use ridiculously slow internet speeds because they can't be bothered unbundling some cables.

Often ridiculed for their horrible impact on NZs' internet speed and their blocky, unimaginative logo.

Hated for making the song "Come Together" by the Beatles a national taboo.

Gamer1 "I'm running at 200ping!"
Gamer2 "Fucking telecom and their gay interwebs!!"

Customer "Hello, my phone lines are broken."
Telecom Rep. "We can get somebody out there to help in about a month... please hold."

by Superbacon January 12, 2008

telecommute

the act of impersonating an actual real employee by the implementation of various technological devices and equipment. the telecommuter is actually home laughing at his colleagues and will occasionally send an email to the office or provide an added view on a topic which no one remembers discussing.

I can't believe some people get paid the same as I do to stay home.....I better start telecommuting too!

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

Teleah

This person is a bad bitch they put on a smile but really they are evil. For example if you know a Teleah they are known to be bubbly and outgoing while they really are evil. Also they are known to be best friends with the names listed. Allyssa,Kate,Emily,Destiny, and many more.

BRUH did you see the girl laughing. Yeah that's a Teleah.

by karma is a bitch November 24, 2015

telebotherer

Another, more apropriate name for a telemarketer.

Hey, who was that on the phone? Oh it was just another damn telebotherer!!!!

by billd June 17, 2006

Taleen

-Sweet,

- want to learn guitar

- caring

-Marvel fan

-blink

-would listen to you if you need a therapist

God bless you all.-Taleen-

by Jisoo November 25, 2021

telecia

Telecia is a girl that will drive all the boys crazy and will get whoever she wants in a blink of an eye was once heart broken by a boy she was truly in love with but then found out he’s not the one she remains looking for that one loves all her friends deeply cares when they cry and when she’s down she gets suicidal and would start cutting but her friends talk her out of it she is really smart sexy amazing spectacular spicy Latino and hot

Oh I wish I had me a Telecia

by Lilly miller February 14, 2018

telebip

george like

by Anon July 11, 2003