When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.

As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.

Turd trimester by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010

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turd nub

Something that is usually small/chunky and made of shit. Can also be used to describe something or someone that is utterly stupid and pointless.

Hey Pippi, you're such a turd nub!!!
Dude, that party was a total turd nub.

turd nub by carlkr1 April 22, 2012

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turd in your pocket

Part of a sarcastic retort to someone who speaks in the plural form, when it's been commonly understood that they really mean it to be you.

Alice: Joe, how about we go fix the siding on the house?

Joe: What do you mean "we?" Do you have a turd in your pocket?

turd in your pocket by ferrettt February 3, 2012

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