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surging sanders

When you come (cum) out of nowhere; when you orgasm and/or ejaculate unexpectedly.

The term was first coined(or at least made famous by) the new host for The Daily Show, Trevor Noah, in allusion to Bernie Sanders who as of Feb-2016 is tight in the race for the Democrat nomination for president. He was an independent Senator from Vermont who decided to run for president and has had nearly zero media coverage during most of his campaign. Even with that factor in play he seems to be "neck to neck" with the "establishment" candidate, Hillary Clinton in many polls (surpassing her in some). Somewhat expectedly he has had much more media cover during the las few months. Thus, he came out of nowhere and no one saw him coming. The Surging Sanders.
(noun) I had a Surging Sanders the other night, couldn't help it, both my partner and I where quite surprised.

(noun) That guy is a Surging Sanders; I mean it, I didn't see it coming, suddenly it was all over me, nothing special was happening... I don't even know.
by Arthur Prefect September 3, 2016
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surging sanders

Noun. One who cums out of nowhere.
Bernie: I had a hell of a night.
Martin: What happened?
Bernie: I was chilling with Monica and she bent over to get the popcorn bowl.
Martin: What happened then?
Bernie: I was a surging sanders. The ass was too fat.
by The Tall Bear August 23, 2016
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Surging Sanders

An early morning erection caused by the release of polls showing Bernie Sanders gaining significant ground in the 2016 presidential race.
(After waking up to a 23 point swing towards Bernie/away from Hillary) Holy shit, I love waking up to a

Surging Sanders.
by FeelTheBern2016 September 17, 2016
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surging sanders

last night i totally had a surging sanders , if i knew i was about to come i wouldn't have told her to suck it
by Rhinostrill October 12, 2016
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surging sanders

An ejaculation out of nowhere after an unexpected rise in excitement.

As made popular by Trevor Noah on the Daily Show's "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" @0:29
Hillary Clinton is worried about a surging sanders. So is ur mom! Buh duhm tssssshhh.
by MilkEyedMender October 14, 2016
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surging sanders

I was talking on the phone with my girl and I had a surging sanders
by guiltpronenun September 25, 2016
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