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Git Surfing

Like carjacking or joyriding, only hijacking an unsuspecting person instead of a car. The term was invented by Chris Morris for the 'Crime' episode of Brass Eye. It was a popular pursuit in the fictional, crime-ridden estate of Coswick. The git surfer creeps up behind their victim and jumps on their back, forcing them to run around at 'terrifying leg speeds'.
They hijack pedestrians and run them around a terrifying leg speeds. It's called "git surfing", all too often, the "git" is one of their own mothers
by Billsz June 30, 2011
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November Surprise

This is when a gentleman is masturbating / or just having a terrific orgasm, and shoots a massive load a much farther distance than expected, and said load, thought to have never existed, is discovered at a later point in time.
I thought I cleaned it all up after I was finished crankin' my tackle, but I got the November Surprise when I put my head on my pillow...
by Bog-man November 1, 2016
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surafel

1.Surafel was one of the most handsome king of East Africa, Although there are no evidence of that, still people (specially in Ethiopia) see it as a legend.

2. Surafel came from the Bibble, Surafel was the protector of virgin mary and he protects her with his great white wings.

3. Surafl is an Ethiopian name, But in other places they say Rafeiel.
Surafel is the protector on virgin mary.
by Habesha Lige December 7, 2011
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Surgilicious

Interesting case in surgery
First using by Torajanese surgeon
Frequently using on Instagram by Rocket Surgeon
Auden...apparently Rocket Surgeon is also Surgilicious
by Surgilicious September 11, 2016
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Blunt Surgery

when your rolling a blunt and you rip/tear it and have to try to repair it any way you can without damaging it any further
kevin was rollin a fatty when a stem ripped through the blunt and he had to perform blunt surgery by using an extra piece of wrap to patch up the hole
by 858596790583473 July 24, 2010
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jello surfing

Fucking a really fat chic with her on top riding your cock
Donnie, Let's go out and get some drinks, Nah man I can't that Fat Heffer Megan broke my dick jello surfing
by Slick&Silly August 4, 2017
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sadie hawkins surprise

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.
Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.
by Penis surprise November 18, 2013
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